PU vs. IU men's bball

TONIGHT IS THE BIG GAME .....VS

A Hawkeye, a Hoosier, and a Boilermaker were walking together and came across a magic lamp, and out popped a genie. 'I will give you one wish a piece,' says the genie. The Hawkeye said 'I'm studying to be a farmer. I want 1,000 acres of the most fertile farmland in the world and I want it to remain fertile forever.' 'Your wish is granted,' the genie said.The Hoosier was amazed and looked at the genie said: 'I don't want any outsiders coming into our precious city. I want a wall around Bloomington, to keep undesirables out.' The Genie said: 'Your wish is granted.'The Boilermaker was also amazed looked at the genie and said, 'I'm curious, tell me more about this wall.' The genie said, 'It's 250 feet high, and 50 feet thick, no one can get in or out.' The Boilermaker says, 'Fill it up with water.'

Two IU fans boarded a shuttle flight out of Dallas for Houston. One sat In the window seat; the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, A Purdue fan got on and took the aisle seat next the IU fans. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the IU fan in the Window seat said, 'I think I'll get up and get a coke.' 'No problem,' said the Purdue fan, 'I'll get it for you.'While he was gone, the IU fan picked up the Purdue fan's shoe and spit in it. When the Purdue fan returned with the coke, the other IU fan said, 'That looks good, I think I'll have one too?' Again, the Purdue fan obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the IU fan picked up the other shoe and spit in it.The Purdue fan returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston. As the plane was landing, the Purdue fan slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. 'How long must this go on?' the Purdue fan asked.'This enmity between our peoples?This hatred?This animosity?This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?'

A farmer was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the Indiana University fight song. Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a veterinarian in Indianapolis. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen too. He agreed he heard the Indiana fight song but didn't seem particularly excited. "Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.The vet, a third generation Purdue University graduate, said, "Bud, I'm a Purdue fan, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song all of my life."